This is what was left of my car. I’m not paralyzed. I didn’t sustain brain damage. I didn’t lose any body parts. Have I mentioned how damn lucky I am?

Tomorrow

They’re letting me out of rehab tomorrow. I’m going to stay with my mom and dad for about a week while my husband finishes getting our house in order.

I am so very exhausted; I am also so very lucky to be alive.

So I’ve been away…

Got in a horrible car wreck at the beginning of August. Ended up with a dislocated and possibly broken ankle, 4 broken ribs, 2 broken vertebrae, and a terrifying black eye. The “white” was full of blood and swollen. Friends and family say they were worried it was going to pop.

It didn’t. I spent 11 days in the hospital and have been in in patient rehab ever since. Learning to get around without walking. Hopefully I’ll know tomorrow if the foot needs surgery. I hope it doesn’t. I’d really like to walk by Halloween.

As bad as it is, it could have been so much worse. I have both my eyes. I can see. No brain damage, no paralysis. Just lots of pain and frustration.

I can’t wait to go home.

xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS

Puuurfect

(Source: 89cats)

(Reblogged from hayleyquinnx)

neil-gaiman:

Author Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) recounts a bloody memory of MythBuster’s Adam Savage, and Adam puts Gollum on the phone for a performance of “I Will Survive” at Minnesota Public Radio’s Wits.


If you haven’t seen this, you should see this. It will cheer you up, if you need cheering up.

(Reblogged from neil-gaiman)

nubbsgalore:

circumhorizontal arcs photographed by (click pic) david england, andy cripe, del zane, todd sackmann and brandon rios. this atmospheric phenomenon, otherwise known as a fire rainbow, is created when light from a sun that is at least 58 degrees above the horizon passes through the hexagonal ice crystals that form cirrus clouds which, because of quick cloud formation, have become horizontally aligned. (see also: previous cloud posts)

I call them spot rainbows.

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the-fantastic-bacon:

kellybeanslittlespace:

trippy-dragon-captain:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

That Gatsby comment made my entire life.

"hazelnoots" always makes me laugh so hard in almost cry! Probably because I always see it in the middle of the night/early morning and I’m delirious .-.

»Natural Selection

I laughed myself into a coughing fit with the word mix ups!

(Reblogged from queenkit)

feigenbaumsworld:

Alan Tudyk’s and Nathan Fillion’s encounter with Justin Bieber at the Halo 3 release party (x)

Nathan Fillion is my God now.

Speechless…

(Source: richardcastles)

(Reblogged from feigenbaumsworld)

No one will get this, I’m sure, but….

Is it just me, or does wrestling’s Bo Dallas bear a striking/creepy resemblance to Night Vale’s Kevin???

b-r-o-o-m-s:

Oh

Loved this scene…

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papakake:

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

:)

Love it!!!

(Reblogged from kaleigh-marie)

Forgive the explosion of small critters to your right

tamorapierce:

But I have had a fraught day and need comforting, and only critters and opals will do it for me.

Now I must return to Arram and one of a succession of raptors, each of which seems to think that if it turns its head upside down, Arram will make more sense.  I can’t help them with this, so they keep trying.

I’ve needed the explosion of small critters today. It has been a rough one, to say the least. I just wish Little Man (Mal, the new kitten), would stop trying to remove my hands with his teeth!

(Reblogged from tamorapierce)

devilmonster18:

sunwukong-stoaway:

ringaroundtheprose:

the-captain-of-davesol:

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THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST

You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.

…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING

ITS BACK!

Best. Post. Ever.

(Source: shantoto)

(Reblogged from thebritishteapot)
Wow.

Wow.

(Reblogged from droo216)